Exhibit A Nov 6, 2026
Transmission No. 406 · Bozeman, MT
Shirts for people asking the big why. Printed on Comfort Colors. Worn by those who know. Probably.
NOVUS ORDO BRIDGERUM
Official issue
Heavyweight 100% cotton tees: Comfort Colors in nine colors, plus Hanes Beefy-T talls. Membership is permanent.
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Evidence collected in the field by @big_why_country. It's all connected. Draw your own conclusions. We already did.
Montana is the Big Sky Country. Stand on the Bridger ridge at first chair and the sky gets suspiciously big. Then the questions start. Why is the snow this light? Why does that goat look at you like it knows something? Why would you ever leave?
Big Why Country makes shirts for people who keep coming back to the Bridgers. We print on Comfort Colors because a shirt you'll wear for twenty years should feel worn in on day one.
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Big Why Country is an independent shop. It isn't affiliated with any ski area, government, or secret society we're allowed to name.
Measured flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit; length is shoulder to hem. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18¼ | 20¼ | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27¾ |
| Length | 26⅝ | 28 | 29⅜ | 30¾ | 31⅝ | 32½ |
| Size | LT | XLT | 2XLT | 3XLT | 4XLT |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 33 | 34 | 36 | 37 | 38 |
Comfort Colors is garment-dyed and pre-shrunk; expect minimal shrinkage washed cold, hung or tumbled low.
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